Jim Halpert: Question. What kind of bear is best?
Dwight Schrute: That's a ridiculous question.
Jim Halpert: False. Black bear.
Dwight Schrute: That's debatable. There are basically two schools of thought--
Jim Halpert: Fact. Bears eat beets. Bears. Beets. Battlestar Galactica.
Dwight Schrute: Bears do not... What is going on?! What are you doing?!
Identity theft is not a joke Jim! Millions of families suffer ever year!
ReplyDeleteMichael...
MICHAEL...
I love the office! Anyway, congrats on the upcoming baby. Little girls are the best!